Baldamundo

Baldamundo: The Archie Behind The Bald

Just you wait 'til I get my hands on that good for nothing Baldamundo paranoid.gif

You may have trouble with that as he is going through a phase of incognito:

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so indeed I heard

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This too is true. As seen here

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what a wacky little fella..

as seen here

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Recent reports are he is creating propoganda posters:

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but his words were not appreciated by the masses

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They should not have tried to tame the beast and he broke loose

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and started eating random things

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And drinking blood

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and scratching people

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After a scratching session he returns to his den to play the banjo

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and laid a large poo

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What he thought was a poo was actually him asexually reproducing.

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which made him engage in rap-battle

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Little did his competitors know he was actually trained in the first form of rap, choirap.

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or that the dog had a ball in his mouth in between baldamundo's legs

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Much therapy was needed

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but he didn't mind because OMG CHECK THAT THERAPISTS.. kitten paranoid.gif

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Later he describes said kitten to his companions

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Which resulted, as often when women are involved, in combat

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The victim did not survive and after consuming as much of the remains as he could, he took the rest to his sideways home and kept it in a basket.

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after which business was as usual and the Baldamundo went back to measuring peoples genitalia

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The measuree was not impressed with his results

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But people were in fact surprised by the colour of the genitalia (and that it was wearing off)

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Despite everyone elses results he was still unsure about his own

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and confidence was lacking in public situations

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He entered a state of depression

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resulting in trying to steal other peoples genitalia

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Unsuccessful attempts at this made him realise that he should hold on to what he has and make the most of it

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so he started utilizing what little he had to use

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And then some

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and thus, he became a man

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And there was much rejoicing

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and they moved to Ireland, where he drooled on his T-shirt

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Embarrassed, he hid his face for many days

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and then some more

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His manliness quickly subsided and suddenly, women were of no interest to him

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he started dating a pineapple

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Sadly, his pineapple grew old while he, an immortal being, stayed young.

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it was a sad day when the pineapple passed away

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He quickly recovered, however, and went on a dating website where he described himself as "Old fashioned"

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which is where he met Alex

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It did not last and he fell for those with antlers and thus got the nickname "Antleriser"

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and there was much rejoicing

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Then there was more rejoicing. the asians were not happy

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and explanation was required

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The asians, still not impressed, decided to take action
Murder.

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and there was much rejoicing

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Meanwhile, baldamundo was grieved by the loss of his companion and knew he was next

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and his OS suffered a bluescreen resulting in death

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Good night, sweet prince ;_;

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September 19th, 2008 - October 6th, 2009

Taken from an unauthorized biography by cactuschewer and Jack Hedgehog

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